A pile of poop in you diaper does not feel so good, Let me tell you

I know there is juice in this cup, I just can't get the stuff OUT!

Whenever i cry i get fed. I think all this crying is making me fat.

Omigoodness! What is all this green stuff out here!

I like going to church. Everytime I start to make a noise, I get a cracker. What fun!

I don't have many, but I still like to brush em.

I'm really good at crawling backwards, but once I hit a wall I get stuck. What's the deal?

When I try to talk like mom and dad, it sounds all mixed up like this video.

Wait this isn't a cracker or mush. What did you say this was? Meat? Well it's crazy delicious!

I'm having a pre ty goo ood day!

No you can't have that spoon back dad.

I LOVE my toybox. Elmo is in here somewhere. Wait. Let me find him for you.

I know I giggle when you tickle me, but seriously would you like it if you got tickled ten times a day?

Look at my new teeth! They feel funny. What are they for anyway?

My dad has been taking me out of the house more lately. It's soooo weird out there.

My teeth!

What in gods name is happening to me! It feels like small little pieces of bone are cutting their way out of my mouth. My dad seems to think it helps by feeding me crackers, trust me it hurts more, but I eat em anyway.

This is what my bruised head looks like. Ouch!

"Do you want a cracker? Do you want a cracker?" Yes dad! Of course gimmee one!

Who are all these people? You mean this world is full of mommies and daddies?!

This what I look like when I watch Baby Mozart. I go into some weird trance!

That's got to be illegal

Why does everyone think I'm a boy?I had to break down and buy this shirt to clear things up!

If only my little arms were a little longer, I could play with that toy over there.

When I hear music, I dance I'n my own baby way

Elmo! My old friend, were you hiding in my toy box this whole time?

Sometimes I think mom and dad get bored and take it out on me.

Daddys Career

Dada, when I grow up I want your job. Eat soup while watching Charlie Rose and handing me Cheerios. What is that degree called?